In a city gone wild, chaos stalks the streets and sometimes other people's backyard's. In the middle of all this, one man awakens to the fact that he is a hero - the only man who can protect the innocent. In a world where peaceful grannies cannot walk the streets in safety it is up to our hero to clean up the town.

Thus armed only with the power of his naked fists, wearing a pair of golden battle shorts and with his brain in neutral, our hero strides forth to do battle with anyone who will stand still long enough to let him - content in his heart that he is right!